I Don’t Care If You’re Skinny or Fat; Just Look Like Megan Fox
So, chicks keep bitchin’ on this site about stuff like “body image” and weight and all that. That men only want girls who look a certain way and who don’t weigh as much as a Goodyear blimp or some...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan: “I’m Not Drunk, I’m Just a Klutz”
im [sic] always a klutz, Is it not allowed to slip and fall?” – Lindsay Lohan on her Facebook, after faceplanting on the floor of a Lower East Side bar on Wednesday night. Yeah, the same way I’m just...
View ArticleReese Witherspoon: I’d Still Hit It
I mean, she has like kids and crap with that Phillip dude or whatever, but DAMN! Like the fist of an angry god. [Reese Witherspoon on the front of Elle UK, via ONTD]
View ArticleYour 10-Second Afternoon Window Shopping (Hint Hint)
This Tiffany Novo ring is just like the one I want someday soon! 3 beautiful carats to symbolize our undying love, for men who have already waited long enough to pop the question. And it starts at only...
View Article5 Beauty Tips for Bros
1. Shower. Ladies love it when you don’t reek like a sweaty walrus. Plus, you can get plenty of good “me time” in the shower, if you know what I mean. *wink wink*Continue Reading: 5 Beauty Tips for Bros
View ArticleFriday Afternoon Food Adventures: Girls Decorated with Sushi
Asian chicks are pretty hot. You know what makes them even hotter? Apparently ALL OF THEM like to get naked and then cover themselves with sushi. It’s called “nyotaimori” and it’s pretty much my new...
View ArticleWhat Girls Really Mean When They Say….
Let’s get real, girls may say one thing, but they mean something completely different. They expect us guys to “read between the lines”. It’s BS, but if you ever want to get laid again, then you’ve got...
View ArticleHAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT: We Got Lovelyish Back!
YOU GUYS! After much pleading and cajoling, Denise and I were able to convince the powers that be to give us Lovelyish back! YAY!Continue Reading: HAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT: We Got Lovelyish Back!
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